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Stained lips

I remember when you were a bridesmaid
at Aunt Evie’s wedding.
Someone gave you a blackcurrant whistle pop
and your lips turned purple.
It took me half an hour
to scrub the stain off.

That green sheet
doesn’t look anything like
your bridesmaid’s dress
and the purple stain on your lips
won’t come off
no matter how hard I scrub.

© Helen Whittaker http://theduckside.com

Pocket money, December 1972

Tom stands on tiptoe
his forearms resting on the counter.
He slides one sweaty palm aside to reveal
the full moon of a ten pence piece
against a black Formica sky.
On the shelves in front of him
constellations of sweets twinkle invitingly:
gobstoppers as big as Jupiter,
liquorice Catherine wheels that suck in light like a black hole,
sherbet fountains shaped like rockets,
a swarm of asteroids masquerading as chocolate raisins,
white mice a.k.a. translucent spaceships from the future
and coconut mushrooms, modelled on life forms
that float in the syrupy seas of planet Zyx.
‘The usual?’ asks Mr. Bradshaw
pushing his Joe 90 glasses up his nose.
Tom nods.
With a magician’s flourish Mr. Bradshaw produces a bulging paper bag
twirled over at the corners
and palms the coin.
Tom mumbles his thanks and scuffs out,
the door shutting with a clunk
and a clang of the bell.
Outside Tom opens the bag and peeps inside:
a packet of space dust
and two dozen flying saucers.
Tom pops a pink flying saucer in his mouth
and lets it dissolve on his tongue.
A quarter of a million miles above his head
two men get ready to leave the Moon.

© Helen Whittaker http://theduckside.com

My flatmate

She’s not an easy person to live with.

At home she follows me from room to room.
When I go out she tags along:
to the college where I work as a library assistant,
to the supermarket where I buy my single serve ready meals,
to the cemetery where I put flowers on my mother’s grave.

However fast I walk she’s always right beside me
and she never
ever
stops talking.

At night I lie awake,
her voice droning on through the wall
that separates my room from hers.

Lately I’ve stopped going out.
I sit on the sofa with the curtains drawn.
The sound of the TV muffles her voice.

She arrived three years ago, not long after my mother died.
I never even put an ad in the paper;
she just turned up on the doorstep one day.
‘Hi,’ she said, holding out her hand for me to shake.
‘I’ve come to live with you. My name’s Phobia.’

© Helen Whittaker http://theduckside.com