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How to… (or A woman’s guide to flirting)

How to send an astronaut into orbit: Ask him how much thrust his rocket produces. Tell him he’s go for insertion. Show him you can perform a docking manoeuvre. How to inflame a fireman: Ask him if you can try on his helmet. Tell him you like his hose. Show him you can administer mouth-to-mouth. [...]

Dewey-eyed

On Monday I got lost between Religion and Metaphysics. You hacked through Botany to rescue me. On Tuesday I teetered on the kick step in Literature and rhetoric while you offered up a serenade of Italian poetry. On Wednesday I said maybe Library relationships weren’t such a good idea. You said you appreciated Satire and [...]

Hot date

The perfect place to meet my beau? A penthouse roof, an August night. My eyes will shine, I’ll look divine My features bathed in neon light. He’ll creep up close and jump my bones, He knows I won’t put up a fight. And as our bodies intertwine I’ll arch my back, he’ll hold on tight. [...]